YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED AS A FUCKING DICK, SOMEONE THINKS YOU ARE SPECIAL AND I DON'T MEAN WALK ON THE BEACH SPECIAL!
You know who you are. You know why you were directed here. If your not sure then answer these questions and if the answer is YES to ANY of them then, YOU ARE A FUCKING DICK!
| 1.) | Have you ever stolen from a friend? | YES | Then you are a Fucking Dick |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2.) | Have you ever laughed at a handicapped person? | YES | Then you are a Fucking Dick |
| 3.) | Do you think the proper end to an argument is hanging up the phone? | YES | Then you are a Fucking Dick |
| 4.) | Do you FORWARD junk Email? (Learn how to send email you fucking dick) | YES | Then you are a Fucking Dick |
| 5.) | Do you use internet shorthand for everything you type? | YES | Then you are a Fucking Dick |
| 6.) | Do you use your cell phone and drive at the same time with no regard for others? | YES | Then you are a Fucking Dick |
| 7.) | If you were once named Barry Soetoro. | YES | Then you are a Fucking Dick |
| 8.) | Do you drive a hummer? | YES | Then you are a Fucking Dick |
| 9.) | Did you work as managment for Enron, Fanny Mae, BP or Freddy Mac? | YES | Then you are a THIEVING Fucking Dick |
| 10.) | Did you vote Democrat? | YES | I guess we will just let you decide what you are! |
Links to make sure you eiter are or are not a dick.
The Are you a dick test. TEST
Why Are You Such a Dick? AUDIO TAPE
Do you know a fucking dick, Let us know and maybe we can post that information here. youdontknowdick@youfuckingdick.com
I am working out the legal side of posting pictures of license plates, names and stories..... some names will have to be changed to protect the Fucking Dicks! But you and that Fucking Dick will know who they are!
